November 20, 2003

A friend told me this week his wife wanted a divorce. She said she didn’t want to be married to an old, fat man. I thought you’d be interested to know my view regarding “Old Fat Men” as I’ve always had a soft spot for these fellas!


My Top 10 List of Old Fat Men!


1. Santa, the guy everyone loves, because he has all the goodies!

2. Henry VIII, King of England, Defender of the Faith and THE great lover of women! Well, kinda.

3. Henry Kissinger, the diplomat & former Secretary of State with the German accent & deep voice, hmmmmmmm!.

4. Chef Paul Prudhomme, best southern cook alive!

5. Alfred Hitchcock, the mystery writer who makes my spine tingle with anticipation & fear!

6. Luciano Pavarotti, the opera tenor with the voice that makes me melt!

7. Orson Wells, the guy whose movie, Citizen Kane, moved my soul.

8. Burl Ives, the ballad singer I loved in my youth.

9. Colonel Sanders, best fast-food, greasy chicken guy in the USA!

10. Ted Kennedy, the most liberal American politician who is good for nothing but a hardy belly-laugh!


Nothing is more appealing than an Old Fat Man! Don’t be so hard on yourself, Darling!