Things for Which I am Thankful

1. My husband is no longer in my house. A big old “Thank you, Jesus!” is in order.
2. I have 4 days off after 3 months of continuous work.
3. I don’t have to wake up at 5AM. I can sleep until 8AM or later if I want!
4. My cholesterol is down 35 points.
5. I can walk 3 miles in less than an hour.
6. I will be divorced for sure in 5 more months. Friends, you be chillin’ that bottle of champagne!
7. My “get away” house in the mountains & I’m going there very soon!
8. I control the TV remote, now.
9. I’m eating at someone else’s house Thanksgiving Day & I don’t have to cook or do dishes!
10. I can do minor home repairs.
11. Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream.
12. From now on, I can give myself a birthday & Xmas gifts I like!