Sept. 9, 2003
To Amend, or Not to Amend?….That Protection Order…
So, Mr. Insignificant had “his knickers ripped,” as he is so fond of saying when anyone falls flat on his face. It gave him that secret satisfaction that someone else was having a rough time, or better yet, got caught doing something he/she shouldn’t have been doing. Hmmmmm???? It looks like he got what he so fervently wished on others and it is about high time his mean doings came to light! Yeeeeeehawwwww! Hand in the cookie jar, big boy! Cooked your own goose!!
Well, like I said in my letter to Bubba, Mr. Insignificant, (or is he the better half of “Dumb & Dumber,” AKA Mr. Insignificant and Boss Hog), got caught in his own little web of crime and lies. I knew it would get him some day, and now it has! Mr. Insignificant is paying big bucks to his attorney to go stand in front of a Juvenile and Domestic Court Judge at 2PM today to say,
“Woops, your honor, my client decided he doesn’t want that protection order amended after all, because you see, your honor, my client is a fucking idiot!! He thought he would have his wife behind bars about this time this afternoon for having violated this damned, bogus protection order regarding the possession of her .357 magnum Taurus handgun. Well, you see, your honor, he just lied his ass off to me and I’m here to beg your indulgence and pleeeeeeease, let’s just forget the whole think……OK?….it that alright, your honor? You know I hate that idiot client of mine, don’t you? You know this ain’t my doings, right? We really don’t need to amend this order, OK????”
And to think, Mr. Insignificant has probably pissed off the only “friend,” his attorney, he has in the world by telling big old whopping lies on Wifey! Shame, shame, shame, as Gomer Pyle used to say! He was a very wise man, you know.
It would have made my day to stand there on the defendant’s side of the bench and just watch Mr. Insignificant sweat bullets for his lies. He’s really a lucky jerk….do know why??? My attorney, Mr. Ranger, let his attorney know what Mr. Insignificant has been up to for the last 20 years…and I’m sure with the 20 plus years of stalking and beating up women, living off women because he is too sorry to work a full-time job, acting his awful passive-aggressive self, lying to the high heavens, and just trying to make life miserable for others, has finally come to life right before his attorney’s eyes. WOW!!!! Must have been just a bit disconcerting, you reckon?
You all excuse me while I have a big old gut-busting, belly laugh while I envision Mr. Insignificant pulling that tired, same-old-same-old victim routine on his attorney, head down, eyes scanning the floor, hands folded primly in front of his waist or behind his back, looking so innocent or trying to, and that awful hurt look on his face!!! Guess what?? He’s forking over money for his own attorney to drag his butt out of the fire…..ohhhhhhhhhhhhh…life is good, ain’t it??
Well, Mr. Insignificant….it’s your turn to drink from that “bitter cup.”
Cheers, Darling!